"Was his Alaska cruise okay, but not as good as his Joseph Conrad-esque sailing trip down the Congo?"…
“I don’t need your pity. But I do need you to buy this pan flute CD for $5.”…
“She said she had sent me a package, and I thought it was going to be some flip-flops or a swimsuit or some shit like that."…
“Why would you wake up on a Saturday to go look at some big-ass dinosaur?"…
The Trump administration was impressed by their writing samples.…
